I just today caught wind of a sick collection of garage tunes called United Bassline out on Ministry of Sound. Each one is both cheesier and dirtier than the last. It’s not actually available for dl in the US, but I have friends in the UK who owe me beer. Or in this case, downloads. My persy is one of the two by the Wideboys. So silly good. It’s pure saccharine until the drop.

Wideboys - What Your Thinking (Feat. Sarah Saville - Up Norf Dutty mix)

Okay, one more:

DJ Q vs Dada - Tea Bag Vs Lollipop

Q has rinsed this on his show, and it’s so good. That squidgey bass that is the DJ Q Signature. He can do no harm.

Buy it here, if yre in the UK: http://www.junodownload.com/products/1284439-02.htm

Otherwise, get a nice brit to buy it for you for the holidays.